Real-estate mogul and reality television star, Donald J. Trump and his huge ego are taking the scene of the presidential race. Beside he has never held political office, Mr.Trump is confident that his negotiating skills, business acumen and –as he can’t help to remind us every single time he gets the chance– his wealth, will easily make him the president of one of the biggest and powerful nation on earth, the United States of America.
Proud republican, Trump’s position is clear: he will make America great again! From his official page donaldjtrump.com Mr.Trump shares his 7 step political program:
Carpenters wanted!: he promises he will build a big, big wall -and make Mexicans pay!
Band Aid for Everybody: he will make health a business! by selling insurance across state lines!
Zài Jiàn China!: he will let China off the Hook. No, not Blac China. The real China.
Veterans of America, You Will Be Great Again: he will take good care of our veterans. This is actually an admirable gesture.
Run America Run: and better be fast! According to analysts Trump’s economic plan would double the national debt over the next decade. Of course, the tax cuts might boost economic growth but, the economy must grow as fast as 9 percent a year for a decade to make the plan revenue neutral and 11 percent to balance the budget. Sci-fi isn’t it?
Just because you can: he will give you more arms because hey, it’s my damn right to shoot you in the a#s with my tac evo assault rifle… just because I can! (ironic)
Watch out punks!: he will fill prisons up to the roof and finally make America win the first prize for the best “Incarceration Nation“. (very ironic)
Mass deportation: at a cost estimated between $100 billion and $300 billion he will arrest and remove almost 11 million undocumented immigrants, a 20-year process.
Want more? No problem, because we can always rely on him for providing us with the most ridiculous and outrageous quotes. A recent article appeared on Marie Claire Uk exposed 29 of the most idiotic ones.
But who really is Donald J. Trump? Here the essential books to understanding the man, the billionaire and the candidate.
Trump. The Greatest Show on Earth: The Deals, the Downfall, the Reinvention by Wayne Barrett
Barrett paints an intimate portrait of Trump himself, a man driven by bravado, obsessive self-regard, and an anxious ruthlessness to subdue his rivals and seduce anyone with the power to aid his empire.
Reckless as often as he is brilliant, reliant on threats as much as on charm, and ultimately a cautionary tale: is this the man we want to lead the world?
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Trump This!The Life and Times of Donald Trump, An Unauthorized Biography by Marc Shapiro
Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again, by Donald J. Trump
It’s time to bring America back to its rightful owners -the American people. Distancing himself from the politicians, Trump promises less talk and more action. Ready to shaking up the establishment, bring America back -respected by allies and feared by adversaries.
How to fix a failing economy; how to reform health care; how to rebuild our military and start winning wars; and how to bring jobs back to America by closing our doors to illegal immigrants, and pressuring businesses to produce their goods at home.
The Trump Coloring Book by M.G.Anthony
Whether he’s playing chess with Putin, or battleship with Kim Jong-un, see Donald Trump like you’ve never seen him before! Now’s your chance to show The Donald in his true colors!
Hilarious. Like the real Donald J. Trump.
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